So a few weeks ago Bob Thuggins broke seven ribs, necessitating a hospital stay of several days.  The cause? An apparent lack of food mixed with medication brought on some dizziness that led to a horrific crash into a coffee table.

Seems reasonable enough, right?  No.

First off, this is the third publicized random injury for Thuggins in the last three years.  In ‘08, he fell and hit his head at the airport while trying to check phone messages.  In ‘09 he emerged with 2 black eyes following a late night stroll into a door.

Second, it’s no secret the Bobby loves the sauce (anyone remember the 2004 DUI?).  West Virginia was worried enough that they added outs into his contract for habitual intoxication and substance abuse.

Bob’s latest excuse of medication on an empty stomach seems just a tad ridiculous.  Seven ribs falling into a coffee table?  You have to be kidding, Bob.  One or two broken ribs might be believable… But seven?

Come on now, Bob.  Just spill the beans - tell us you got wasted and broke your ribs.  Because frankly, you’re not fooling anyone.  JustSayinIsAll.