Come on Cincinnati.  Is Nick Lachey really the best you can do on opening day?

Once, you might (perhaps an overstatement) have been tolerable - ONLY because your hot wife was around.

But honestly, now you really are a has-been. And it sort of looks as though you throw like a girl.

Even George W. has a better throwing motion. And while he might seem borderline mentally disabled to some, he was the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

Nick Lachey - you are a pop star’s ex-husband. Go Away Now Please.

 

You know times are tough when advertisements become more and more absurd.  Found this one today on my MLB Scoreboard:

Learn more at Fire Meets Desire

… What would say if a lady commented on your scent while sporting the BK cologne?

“Thanks. You must eat a lot of Whoppers!!”

WTF.

 

I feel like extensive drug use had to be involved somewhere in the process of making this video… WTF

Spaceman

 

This is just confusing.

 

Will, Adam Sandler’s crotch is next to your face…

 

Only in Wisconsin …

So it’s halftime, and you gotta go. What do you? Pee on the side of the field of course.

Pewaukee Athletic Director John Maltsch admonished the boys and their coach over the public address system, saying “Coach, we do have facilities for your players to use.”

Sometimes certain things just can’t wait.

Read more:
WTMJ
JS Online

 

This was just too funny to pass up…

 

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49 left. With AIG, you would have less than $15 left. With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have $214 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

 

This year was supposed to be different.

Last year’s collapse was supposed to be a thing of the past.

… And here we go again, as a new year has brought on the same old story for the 2008 Brew Crew.

August and early September saw this year’s Brewers atop the wild card standings, a near lock to make the MLB playoffs. Somehow Milwaukee had won the CC Sabathia sweepstakes, and a still young, but more mature team was posed to end a 26 year playoff drought.

Then came the losses.

An 8-15 September leaves Milwaukee in a dogfight, hanging on for dear life. Tied for the final playoff spot with Mets, three games to play. This weekend brings a three game set with the Cubbies, a team that has devastated the Crew all season. I can only hope that they will be mailin’ it in, playing their scrubs and resting their stars since they clinched last week.

Cross your fingers Wisconsin… This could still be the year.